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Ruth Britannia

  Ruth Britannia, can ya rule the plebs? They are getting uppity again Douglas loves ya and wants to declare war He couldnae fight a cold without asking his maw see also: https://www.dailyreckless.com/2021/04/03/when-will-i-be-ruth-davidson/


Neil Oliver

As one Neil joins another Neil’s GB News team, the Reckless remembers the former president of the National Trust for Scotland and non-historian admirer of David Starkey.   Neil Oliver, Oliver He’s a historian and…


It’s Different For Toffs

  What the hell is wrong with Panama? I can’t seem to say or do the right thing Wish I was in Bananarama Then I would be Really Saying Something Vic says, I don’t belieeeeeve…


Parasites

All your favourite Daily Reckless royal rants rounded up into one monarchic compilation! Tracks: Irrational Anthem We’re Not A Racist Family This Prince Was Made For Noncing Charlie Is A Dalek I Don’t Know Prince…


Greek And 99

  I was tweeting when I saw this Forgive me if it goes astray But when I saw the overreaction Could have sworn it was judgement day Sky went all purple Music went off the…


Halfway Down The Steps

  Halfway down the steps is a step where I sit There isn’t any other step quite like it I’m not at the bottom, I’m not at the top So this is the step where…


The Declaration Of Arbroath

  It’s about time we had another national holiday Christmas, Easter and New Year are so passé The 6th of April sounds good to me When Bernard of Kilwinning tried to set us free He…


Scottish Political Anoraks

  Here are the clinical Unpolished facts For Scottish political anoraks Outside your bubble Nobody cares That you’re taking the trouble To split bawhairs Oh relax, don’t do it, when you want to retweet it…


The Book Of Jenny Says

  Jenny says You know that I’ve been nothing but loyal Faithful, supportive and a true confidante of yours I’ve kept your secrets and I’ve been your friend Kelly says God that was crazy wasn’t…


Bamhead

  Alex Salmond, Alex Salmond More comebacks than Lazarus Alex Salmond, Alex Salmond Painting by Hieronymus…..Bosch! I don’t wanna be in the SNP I wanna start my own wee party I don’t wanna be in…