Think Of A Number
Think of a number Double it, bubble it Cash in, eat out Where there’s a till there’s a way Self-isolate, immolate Cummings is a decent bloke Apologies, I misspoke words by Glenda Young, Writer…
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I Wanna See A Great Tit
Look closely at the tits on the picture. Well played. Here’s a song from Birdwatching For Punks to celebrate: 20, 30, 40, 50 sparrows to go I wanna see a great tit Not a…
Completely Asunder
It’s completely asunder Nobody in the country knows what’s going on Nobody in there knows what’s going on And you know nothing about what’s going on even inside the cabinet The cabinet’s at sea…
Stupidology
Vote him out Vote him out… You can’t escape stupidology The way that he talks The way that he walks It’s there in his thoughts He’s gonna cause a catastrophe The way that he…
The Nonce Watching Golf
Day after day Public money is paid out to parasites called royalty And one prince isn’t sweating He can see that we’re all just fools And he never gives an answer But the nonce…
Van Der Plague Generator
When you don’t need an answer When you don’t need an answer When you don’t meet a chancer From over the Irish Sea came Van Plague Generating more conspiracy – plague came Plague came…
Six Months Ago
Six months ago If I had troubles then I do not know Now it seems my brain got far too slow Oh, memory loss came … what’s the word? SUDDENLY … C-19, C-19… …
Lockdown 2
We’re going to lockdown 2 What are you gonna do? I’m just getting higher Because in lockdown 2 For the many a curfew Welcome to my skip fire I used to try to get…
Chris Whitty
Step up to the podium Lockdown, isn’t it a pity Here’s the CMO, Chris Whitty Compared to Matt Hancock, he’s pretty He’s a fan of Scritti Polliti All around, people looking half dead But…
Rogue State
Rogue, rogue, rogue state That’s what we’re heading for We are breaking international law Rogue, rogue, rogue state That’s what you voted for Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Merrily fuck you all