Kirona Vi Rus
It should be safe to share this, but please wash your ears after listening. An E.P. of pandemic proportions. Track Listing: I Touch My Face Is This Like Flu? I Saw Mommy Nicking Sanitisers…
Politics
Disinfectant Inferno
Ladies and gentlemen – the latest brain fart from the President Of The United States Of America. with apologies to The Trammps.
O Come All Ye Pundits
Christ, it’s hard to watch Iain Duncan Smith on TV Without throwing a brick – I’m sure you’ll agree And this seems to be happening more frequently Bring back the test card in the…
Dominic
Dominic a nic a nic a A strategic mastermind He’s the brains behind the throne With a towering intellect And a towering forehead He’s a one man thunderdome Are these people really clever Or…
The Sensational Alex Salmond Band
We have whisky for breakfast Fuck The Zeitgeist That’s how we get through The Daily Reckless Is our bible Pumping Irn Bru We are the Sensational Alex Salmond Band We are vocationally qualified to…
Totally Scunnered
I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered Can’t you see? Irn Bru ice cream I drank a jar of coffee And I took some of these And I’m totally scunnered Totally…
In The Name Of Jesus!
As rabid eugenicist, Andrew Sabisky resigns, more volunteers come forward for Dominic Cummings’s barmy army… From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here
European
Elton John opens the Reckless Eurovision Song Contest with a radical re-interpretation of Rocket Man: If there is one thing in my life I’ve learned as I get older It’s the incredible healing power…
These People
Boris Johnson: “These people!” Kirsten Oswald :“The new daily allowance for the unelected and unaccountable peers being stuffed into the House of Lords by the Prime Minister is set to rise to £323. The…
Say It Ain’t No, Murray
Say it ain’t No, Murray Say it ain’t No Now you’re working for the SNP And they’ve got a right to know Say it ain’t No, Murray Say it ain’t No I’m sure you…