I Wanna See A Great Tit
Look closely at the tits on the picture. Well played. Here’s a song from Birdwatching For Punks to celebrate: 20, 30, 40, 50 sparrows to go I wanna see a great tit Not a…
Politics
Completely Asunder
It’s completely asunder Nobody in the country knows what’s going on Nobody in there knows what’s going on And you know nothing about what’s going on even inside the cabinet The cabinet’s at sea…
Stupidology
Vote him out Vote him out… You can’t escape stupidology The way that he talks The way that he walks It’s there in his thoughts He’s gonna cause a catastrophe The way that he…
Chris Whitty
Step up to the podium Lockdown, isn’t it a pity Here’s the CMO, Chris Whitty Compared to Matt Hancock, he’s pretty He’s a fan of Scritti Polliti All around, people looking half dead But…
Rogue State
Rogue, rogue, rogue state That’s what we’re heading for We are breaking international law Rogue, rogue, rogue state That’s what you voted for Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Merrily fuck you all
Scottish Tory Six Chip Twat
I’m an MP child with a dead-end smile And a worm’s-eye point of view I know my way round Kincardine, eh? But I haven’t got a clue Now I regularly get asked as Conservative…
A Little Tin Of Soup
Now when you’re feelin’ low and POTUS won’t bite You need a little tin o’ soup to put you right You gotta make like you’re president of the USA And then a little tin…
The Dark Shadows
This is what happens when you slow down ‘FBI’ by The Shadows…
Save Scottish Comedy
No Creative Scotland money For Scottish live comedy Why? Because they do not think comedy is art, It stinks to high heaven, aye When I played The Stand, I was proud Cos they’re not…
Don’t Come Back You Wanker
Slip inside the flap of your tent Oh Toto we’re not in Kent Anymore This looks like the Highlands to me Or it could be Elie I don’t really know If they start a…