Brexitday
Trust The Meatless to commemorate the occasion with a hellish stramash up of Birthday by The Beatles, Shut Down SETI by The Drones and Ode To Joy from Clockwork Orange. You say it’s your…
Politics
Ride A White Van
Ride a white van like the people of Rochester Things can only get worse You used to drive a truck through the policies at Westminster Now you drive a hearse I remember when you…
Your Unionist Friend
This is where the parties part. SNP against the rest of you and your unionist friends I know politics bore you, but I feel like I’m hitting a brick wall talking to you and…
Corona Not Glue
An old song about Jim Murphy’s glue allegations made strangely topical again… Wondering what I’m doing tonight I’ve been in the closet and feel all right Ran out of Corona Mum threw out ma…
Five Go On An Ego Trip
Jess Phillips leaving the leadership contest has now made this EP a collector’s item. Originally scheduled for release later in the campaign, this unique portrait of the Labour contenders can now infect your ears instantly….
Emily Thornberry
Emily Thornberry Matron in hi-vis Merrily Corbyn free Warm beer with a fizz She took the piss out of white van man With an English flag and then ran Back into the land of…
Handy Nandy
Time to tool up Time to tool up Lisa Nandy is waving her stick Time to tool up Time to tool up Nandy’s waving her baton
Get John Donne
Who casts not up his eye to the sun when it rises? But who takes off his eye from a comet, when that breaks out? Who bends not his ear to any bell, which…
Nae Tommy, Nae Song
Young man, there’s no need to feel down I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground I said, young man, there’s a new word in town And it sounds just like nae Tommy…
Get It Up Ye
Isn’t it ironic that the Conservatives are now saying you should have voted for our crap deal and, no luck, we’ve made the deal even crappier. So get it up ye! Does that not…