Politics

Working Class Tory

  If you’re feeling torn, if you feel out of place There’s no point in shooting yourself in the face Know your enemy, don’t be a disgrace A working class tory is something to be…


Shagger

  Hear this Labour gang, if you want to be popular again The name ‘Labour’ is so old, turgid and *laboured* and a massive turn-off in this day and age, whether you’re left or centre….


Maggie Made Me

  Wake up, Maggie, I think I got something to say to you You might be fucking dead, but there’s someone here instead making me feel true blue I know I keep people amused, but…


Oh England, You Are A Sinking Ship

Pack the car, grab the kids Let’s get out of here You’ll know that I’m right There’s children dying here Their victims will rise up They’ll burn London down Oh England, you are a sinking…


Vote Them Out

If you’re working class Get up off your arse And vote them out If you’re middle class Get up off your arse And vote them out If you’re upper class Sit back, have another glass…


Talented Coloured People

  Take a picaninny And a watermelon With a touch of blue blood And you got the kind of immigrant the Tory Boys like They love a bit of Latin rhetoric Imperial not metric, yeah…


Putting Communism In The URL

  JC, more smears It’s been going on for years On all news and websites It’s so blatant now they have to try Something even sneakier, the media smell Putting communism in the url They…


Jellyfish Johnson

  For a while, the BBC knew what to do Setting up an interview With Andrew Neil on their side We thought we knew what was true For a while, we paid no mind to…


Hey Jo

  Hey Jo, where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Hey Jo, I said where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Alright I’m gonna take the SNP to court You know…


BBC – You’re An Embarrassment

As  yet more editing “mistakes” emerge, the Reckless rehashes an old BBC song…   Everyone’s waiting on World War Three But meanwhile over on the BBC They think it would be good historically To dramatise…