Hey Rebecca Long Bailey That’s an interesting name You’re a double barrelled mother In a working class game I’ve no doubt you dream about The things you’ll never do But, first let’s talk about…

As former Scottish Labour leader Iain Gray announces he is to quit Holyrood, here’s a touching song based on his best bits, especially that time he was backed into Subway by Sean Clarkin.   I…

  To the right. Now. I am an onanist I have a supple wrist I know what I want, I know how to get it Want to destroy And Get Brexit done Cos I wanna…

  Matt Hancock is laughing again This time he can’t remember a footballer’s name I see Kay Burley asking him why Oh it looks like Boris and Matt Hancock are lying (again) Oh oh oh,…

  “When you wake up this morning and run your shower, take a second to think about parents who’ve had their water turned off during lockdown” That’s what Marcus Rashford tweeted A compassionate thing to…

  Most of what she says is meaningless Beside the point, not on the point, Julia Julia, Julia, cognitive pissonance* Jumping to defend nazi urine, Julia   *with thanks to @Bratchy1 and apologies to The…

  Now I’m a Scottish man Amazed at what I am I like to think when I have a drink I’m a sociable man I like England too But not that Westminster crew And there’s…

  D’you ever seem to have one of those days where nationalism’s just not doing it for you anymore? Well you know, I used to have those just about all the time. But I found…