Turdthumping
He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He smears his shit on the walls of…
He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He smears his shit on the walls of…
I used to think we would be leaving the EU for sure And I couldn’t wait for the day when we’d all wave Bonjour (naw – it’s au revoir innit. Eh?) Now every time I…
Riddy, What a riddy, Theresa’s croaking Like a dalek, it never ends And EU are making you croak It’s a pure riddy The first time that you had a vote You were trounced but…
It’s #NationalUnicornDay. Deploy the unicorn! We are Scottish Nationalists Manipulating through our wrists We are the McBots We are the McBots We are the McBots (dissolve the union) We are the McBots (deploy the unicorn)…
How many times must a windmill spin Before it turns on my TV How many times have I told you My dad was born in Germany How many oranges must I sook To go…
As sewage pours into the House of Commons and Uri Geller claims credit, we ask – is this a sign? Or just a burst pipe? Humility is rising, Theresa’s getting low According to…
Hi, my name is Mark Francois, (you’re hard, you’re hard) Behold my genitalia (my genitalia) My name sounds like it is French (Francois, Francois) But it’s not, I am hench A sweaty bulldog in…
Here we go Round and round the floor Together in shite Pure bullshit Over bloody Brexit Whatever This time Theresa and Jeremy We should put them out of their misery Whatever It’s time They…
As protesters make their mark on the glass panels at Westminster, the Reckless uses it as an excuse to recall a 2013 news story about a chap spotted walking bare naked scuddy in the…
Newsnight’s political editor, Nicholas Watt, quotes a cabinet minister, who, when asked why May is pressing ahead with a vote she knows she’ll lose, answers: “Fuck knows. I’m past caring. It’s like the living dead…