Feartie
Originally written about David Cameron’s refusal to debate with Alex Salmond years ago and then when Theresa was too feart to debate with Nicola Sturgeon. The BBC they said to me Why do you…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Granny On Bongos
Well she lives all alone in a Manchester flat She wears Pringle jumpers and a floppy hat And her one aim in life is to be in The Fall Banging some bongos, she’s waiting…
Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon Get off the phone Curmudgeon Go it alone Leave the hardy millenials To grow by themselves Play catch up on fibre book Like and share your instant grammes Curmudgeon Hey lazy hack Curmudgeon…
Einstein? Uh Go Go
Einstein? Uh Go Go Einstein? Uh Go Go Einstein? Uh Go Go Donald says climate change Is a hoax and not man made Even so, come the judgement day I’ll be the one who’s…
She Conned Her Papa (Ivanka)
What she did with her emails Is so criminal Is so dishonest Is so shocking She was willing to risk our foreign enemies reading her emails She lied a dog on her emails She…
Raking Bad
The President of America met the President of Finland The President of America met the President of Finland Apparently they talked about raking the forest floor But one president said the other was just…
40 Odd Years Of The Fall – the LP
The album of the book of the website of the gruppe is here. All songs inspired by The Fall. Here’s the tracklist: 1. 40 Odd Years Of The Fall 2. Dance This MES Around 3….
A Pig Boy Did It And Ran Away
How has it come to this you say? A pig boy did it and ran away We’re in the shit, he’s making hay A pig boy did it and ran away We used to…
Old English Spangles (Send In The Brexiting Clowns)
If every child in the country doesn’t get more packets of Old English Spangles than they can eat in a lifetime on the 30th of March, Theresa May and her sorry crew of twitching…
Stipetoe In The Rain
Trump and rain don’t mix apparently. So, anyway, take this old mix of Steptoe and Son and REM instead: I’m singing in the rain Just singing in the rain What a glorious feelin’ I’m happy…