It Wisnae Me
Brexit gets me stressed out So I’m drinking in the Strangers Bar Picture this I was on my tenth shot Eating complimentary caviar How could I forget that I was Aberdeen South MP All…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Indy Live Radio
I’ve done the jingles for Indy Live Radio ( www.indylive.radio ), and collected them all together here in one handy song package: Indylive.radio only a wee click away What you’re hearing is indylive radio…
Special Place In Hell
Why don’t you ask May if she’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask Corbyn if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why don’t you tell me who has…
Marxist Extremist
As Karl’s grave is back in the news after being defiled, we salute one of his biggest fans: Are you ready Jez? Uh-huh Oh what’s so funny about health And the equal distribution of wealth…
Posh Twat In The Pig
Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron He looks like a giant side of ham Oink! Oink! Show me the…
Forever In Good Genes
We all know the news is fake They’re calling me a Jaffa Cake And Cheesy Wotsit Oompa Loompa man They’re questioning my hue, and cry “He’s as red as his massive tie” And then…
Posh People
Posh people got no reason Posh people got no reason Posh people got no reason To live They sit in the commons Passing bills And they haven’t got Any discernible skills They eat posh…
Go Brexit
(Together) we will leave someday (Together) never mind about Scotland eh? (Together) and Northern Ireland (Together) looks like you’ve made your own plans (Together) you keep saying we’re better (Together) you even write love…
Stand And Deliver
I’m the dour Scotsman that you’re too scared to mention I spent your cash on banking gash And nuclear deterrents The devil take your principles And socialist intentions You’re all a bunch of bigots And…
Let’s Get Fiscal
About a trillion dollars has been spent to re-capitalise the banks There’s about seven trillion dollars in guarantees for the banks Good bank, bad bank Good bank, bad bank You’ve got to isolate the bad…