Dour Prudence
Dour Prudence – that’s my philosophy Dour Prudence – I’m gonna make you pay I’ve been a dour cunt all my life On account of me being fay Fife Dour Prudence Won’t you open up…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Independence Live
It’s the new kid on the block – it’s Independence Live radio. Everybody sing! Look out! look out! The people will shout Indy’s coming home It’s been well over 300 years Just leave us…
May’s Monkeys
Here we come Walking down the street Our organ grinder is running Through a field of wheat Hey hey we’re her monkeys People say we monkey around We’re flinging shit at strangers And rampaging…
Cuntissentially Cuntish
Ooh baby life’s just chaotic The prime minister is robotic It’s cuntissentially idiotic Dumb, desperate and despotic Together whatever we recall now Cuntissentially means fuck all now Whatever mystery life’s about There’s no doubt…
Crush The Saboteurs
Theresa laughs at the Daily Mail graphs She loves to be one of the girls She lives in the place in the side of our lives Where people love Olly Murs She turns herself…
Girther
Now there’s a doctor – the best in the land His name is Ronny Jackson He says I have incredible genes It’s true – they make me look real slim I’m in great shape, svelte,…
No Sympathy For The Drivel
Please allow me to introduce myself I’m the woman in yellow on BBCQT I’m not taking it anymore Theresa May – I have no sympathy
Do You Agree With The Lady On The Gangway?
Man at the back with the navy blue hat Woman in the middle in pink Person wearing the grey anorak What do you creatures think? chorus Do you agree with the lady on the…
Babybel’s Angels
Some people say that Bristol councillors are yokels Lookin’ for to bring about a fast food ban As motorcycle gangs are terrorising locals After being fed cheese toasties from a van Lock up your…
Nobody Has More Brains Than Me
Nobody has more brains than me It’s cos I scoop your skulls like a zeitgeist zombie Nobody has more brains than me I am the smartest fellah To never close an umberella ella I…