A Christmas Gift For Ye
Free festive album for all Reckless readers to wind up the year. Featuring Half Bam Half Whisky, The Sensational Alex Salmond Band, They Might Be Gannets and Tommy Mackay performing all your favourite Christmas songs,…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
It’s Clichéd To Be Cynical At Christmas
Cover of the Half Man Half Biscuit festive classic. Now how did I guess You were going to express Your disdain at the crane With the bright fairy lights And you’d moan at the…
Quotidian Pangs Of Existential Dread
Foreboding feelings burrowing away Inside your stomach everyday Stay away from the internet It’s not the end of the world just yet Worse things happen Can’t you see Yes but they’re always happening to…
Nebulous
Nebulous No free movement of people The EU will fight you down (tell me why) When you see Junker. (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Let me tell you if you’re not wrong (then, why?) Everything is all right…
Lashed Christmas
Last Christmas you hated the scarf That cost me 10 quid from C&A This year to save you from tears I’ll give you a fucking voucher I thought it was about peace and love…
Theresa!
Lock up your daughters Lock up your sons Lock up your dalmations You had 99 problems and that’s pretty bad, son But now you’ve got over 101 Theresa! Your human rights Are in her sights…
Give Peas A Chance
Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Parsnips, parsnips, parsnips Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that, so All we are…
Tory In A Foodbank
Tory in a foodbank PR stunt Smiling like A Tory cunt Can I take you to reality Where you enabled this You can watch yourself Taking the piss – ugh Tory in a foodbank…
David Attenborough, Where’s Your Camera?
Snow is rising all around us From the ground up through the trees Maybe it is climate change Or The Frozen Planet making a documentary David Attenborough, where’s your camera? Give us penguins and polar…
You’re So Vain
As the president wanders about lost on stage screaming ‘I’m a non-entity, get me out of here!’ we remember how he got there… You walked into the Whitehouse Like you were walking onto a…