Crush The Saboteurs
Theresa laughs at the Daily Mail graphs She loves to be one of the girls She lives in the place in the side of our lives Where people love Olly Murs She turns herself…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Girther
Now there’s a doctor – the best in the land His name is Ronny Jackson He says I have incredible genes It’s true – they make me look real slim I’m in great shape, svelte,…
No Sympathy For The Drivel
Please allow me to introduce myself I’m the woman in yellow on BBCQT I’m not taking it anymore Theresa May – I have no sympathy
Do You Agree With The Lady On The Gangway?
Man at the back with the navy blue hat Woman in the middle in pink Person wearing the grey anorak What do you creatures think? chorus Do you agree with the lady on the…
Babybel’s Angels
Some people say that Bristol councillors are yokels Lookin’ for to bring about a fast food ban As motorcycle gangs are terrorising locals After being fed cheese toasties from a van Lock up your…
Nobody Has More Brains Than Me
Nobody has more brains than me It’s cos I scoop your skulls like a zeitgeist zombie Nobody has more brains than me I am the smartest fellah To never close an umberella ella I…
She Sells Brexit
Red lorry, yellow lorry Parking on a runway Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled Brexit It’s insane Little Billy Brexit Won’t eat Greggs shit If he sees a vegetable he decks it He’s…
There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Lie
There was an old lady who swallowed a lie; I don’t know why she swallowed a lie – perhaps we’ll die There was an old lady who abandoned a vote; Instead of debating she…
2019
2019 Oh, what a scream It could be the worst disaster we’ve ever seen Let’s go it alone Let’s buy a drone And hover over Thunderdome (with Post Traumatic Syndrome) Jacob Rees Mogg Opening…
Goodbye 2018
Goodbye 2018 as we head into a brick wall You had the dancing skills of May Which is no dance skills at all Even as we die, oh the press still hold the view…