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Nobody Lives Where I Live

Mark E Smith and some fucking guitars.   from the album Black Paternoster – The Gospel According To Matt, Mark, Luke and John. Listen here   Buy your copy of 40 Odd Years Of The Fall…


Fall Clichés

  500 ex members 50 LPs – quotes used in a thousand pieces Always the same, always different The most overused of Fall clichés It only takes a glance at Wikipedia To get the guff…



Twat

  Danny Dyer’s diatribe about Brexit on Good Evening Britain has been named TV moment of the year at the Edinburgh TV Festival Awards. Here it is in a musical stramash-up accompanied by Queen and…


Malcolm Tucker Free!

After an intense Daily Reckless campaign including overnight candlelit vigils outside HMP Twitter, Malcolm Tucker is finally released.  A relieved Tucker had this to say: Please Indulge Evasiveness Regarding Some Manifestations Of Resistive Gibberish And…



My Absolut Boy Novichok

  My boy Novichok You make my heart go giddyup You make my insides quiver Fuck my kidneys and liver Whoa oh, my boy Novichok If somebody pegs it It’ll take their minds off Brexit…


My Inner Dictator

I’m the Tory MP for Aberdeen South I like to slag the SNP with my oversized mouth People say I am a bit insane Cos I sat on the throne of Saddam Hussein What a…


Jakeballs

  From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky, hear Loki and the ‘woman in white’ giving it laldy on an edition from Scotland. Listen here 


Gammon

I say! We’re Gammon: Our cheeks have a magenta hue. We’re Gammon: And we  really like Brexit too BBC Question Time, we can shout out anytime With bulging eyes and bulging vein or two Everyday…