Ça Ne Plane Pas Pour Nous
by Biodegradable Polymer Bertrand Wham bang Mon chat “Splash” gite sur mon lit a bouffe Oui we’ll superglue us all onto Tous le judges Oo wee ooh ooh Extinction Rebellion Allez oop un matin…
Politics
Shorting The Pound
He looks us in the eye and insists this is new money His office briefs the press that this is new money But the ‘new money’, of course, is a scam The barefaced lies…
Back Door Boris
Back Door Boris, Back Door Boris He isn’t quite sure what a front door is They let him in the front To see his cabinet of cunts But then they chuck him out of…
Telt!
Telt, he needed telling Telt, he’s such a bellend Telt, you know he needed telling, telt When Boris Johnson came up to Edinburgh He thought he’d pop along to Bute House to see Nicola…
The Laughing Nob
I was watching bloody Newsnight, When I saw a Billy Bunter And he was a little old man ([Hello!]) In drab black and gray, chuckling away Well he trotted out the usual As he…
I Am The Boris
Coup! Coup! Thur’s been a coup In yonder Westminster, a cunt’s Who’s Who It hasnae moved cos it’s still there noo I am the Boris goo ga choob Dorries is in rude health Every…
Union Jack
Alister Jack is the new Scottish Secretary He is even more Tory than Bryan Ferry He’s got 1200 acres – he isn’t sharing In Dumfries and Gallowahey – he isn’t caring He flies the…
Crazy Boris (Approaching Menace version)
I added ‘Approaching Menace’ (the Mastermind theme tune) to the start of this version of Crazy Boris because well… There’s an arsehole with floppy hair Yes, it’s Boris Johnson, he was London Mayor He’s…
Arse
An album of songs about Boris Johnson. Track listing: This Charmless Man Gammon People Boris Is A Lying Cunt Brexit And America Crazy Boris Kim Darroch We Have Blinked Bendy Bus Boris Brexit Clown Boris…
Brexit And America (Kippers For Breakfast)
Take a look at my boyfriend He’s the only one I got He’s my racist boyfriend Cos racism is really hot I’m gonna export running water And Mars Bars to America See the girls…