Gammon People
lyrics – Matthew Hankins He went up to Oxford with a thirst for knowledge He studied Classics at Balliol College That’s why I Caught his eye He told me that his dad was loaded…
Politics
Kim Darroch
UK Ambassador leaking out the diptels US president dishing dead cat smells Don and Boris – Clumsy and Inept, hey Spoiling us with Ferrero Rocher Kim Darroch, Kim Darroch, roch roch roch He gone…
New Korea Opportunities
Everybody’s happy in Korea Time to celebrate with a beer Jong-un, Jae-in, get the drinks in But will it be Tennents or Brew Dog Huzzah for the peasants or Jacob Rees Mogg? New Korea…
Bendy Bus Song
As Boris bumbles on about his bus building hobby, we look back at a time when bendy buses were all the rage… One of the best sights on a London street today Is an…
Boris The Ligor
Who’s that crawling up Whitehall Heading for a great big fall A cross between Siegfried and Roy And one of their tigers, boy Boris The Ligor… Creepy, Crawley like Paul Morley Creepy creepy crawly…
Sea Of Love
Come with me, Donald Trump To the sea, the sea of love I want to show you how much I haven’t a clue Don’t forget how much I’m loved Admired, worshipped and adored I…
Alcohol Minimum Pricing Bill
In Scotland, alcohol sales drop as the government’s minimum pricing bill kicks in. So here’s the song of the same name from the musical Oliver Pissed. I wake up in the morning with a…
Fluffy Mundy
So, farewell Fluffy… Here comes Fluffy Mundy, he’s gonna step on you The Pistols had Bill Grundy, parliament’s got you Yer crunching ma beard crumbs, man, you know you talk such shit man Yer crunching…
We Want Rockall
Where was I? I forgot the point that I was making I said if I was smart that I’d save up for a piece of string and Rockall to wind a piece of string…
That’s A Junkie
As the Tories go full on Class A bonkers, we revisit an old handy musical guide to discover what stimulants everyone is taking.