Gideon Ding Dong
As another Budget dawns, we look back at when Gideon Osborne was in charge of the tuck shop money: The budget made me really mad, A granny tax is very sad. Tax rises on OAPs,…
Politics
I Am Nick Clegg
Now Nicky’s gone to Facebook, time to remember his finest hour. Ahem. I am Nick Clegg (iddle iddle iddle um) With the extra leg (iddle iddle iddle um) Yes, I have an extra leg down…
Mistra President
As the portrait by Andy Thomas of Trump and former presidents is revealed, we look once again at Doxy’s magisterial record in office… He’s a man with a klan Chapati tae yer heid ya bam…
R.O.S.S.
After Ross Thomson’s embarrassing display of sheer fuckwittery on Questionable Times last night, everyone can now say ‘I’m sorry for your Ross.’ Listen again to his Abba inspired eulogy: This is the story of two Scots…
Does the panel think?
As David Dimbleby announces he’s leaving Question Time, here’s the opening track to Half Bam Half Whisky’s Questionable Times album detailing the make up of a typical panel and audience on every political anorak’s favourite…
Hit The Nazi
As part of the celebration of the upcoming publication of 40 Odd Years Of The Fall, here’s an anti-fascist version of Hit The North: I’m punching Nazis for Jesus, It’s what he would have…
King Of The Swingers
A reminder of the original tango’d one’s exploits: Well I’m the King of the Swingers, I’m a celebrity I used to have constituents, but now it’s me, me, me I used to argue with Labour,…
Inverkeithing
To mark the astounding occasion of Tories winning a by election in Fife, we pay a visit to Inverkeithing through the prism of Buzzcocks… In these times of contention it’s not my intention to…
Dalgety Bay
To mark the astounding occasion of Tories winning a by election in Fife, we pay a visit to Dalgety Bay. Get ti Fife and you will see Dalgety Bay is the place to be For…
Socks On Fire
The racists are raging Burning their shoes They don’t like Nike Nike All this commotion For taking the knee Affecting their psyche Crikey You Your socks are on fire Hand me my scissors I’ll…