Old English Spangles (Send In The Brexiting Clowns)
If every child in the country doesn’t get more packets of Old English Spangles than they can eat in a lifetime on the 30th of March, Theresa May and her sorry crew of twitching…
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Jim Acosta In The White House
Jim Acosta in the White House I don’t like how you speak to me Or the way you treat Sarah Huckabee Mia Love gave me no love I’m not sure that I should be…
A Good Day For The White House
The US Democrats have taken control of the House of Representatives in the mid-term elections, dealing a blow to President Donald Trump. So, maybe not such a good day for Doxy… I can hardly remember…
Fuck A Dead Pig
David Cameron is threatening to return to front line politics. As Guy Fawkes Night looms, let us never forget… Fuck a dead pig like the leader of the country Fuck a dead pig in…
Gideon Ding Dong
As another Budget dawns, we look back at when Gideon Osborne was in charge of the tuck shop money: The budget made me really mad, A granny tax is very sad. Tax rises on OAPs,…
I Am Nick Clegg
Now Nicky’s gone to Facebook, time to remember his finest hour. Ahem. I am Nick Clegg (iddle iddle iddle um) With the extra leg (iddle iddle iddle um) Yes, I have an extra leg down…
Mistra President
As the portrait by Andy Thomas of Trump and former presidents is revealed, we look once again at Doxy’s magisterial record in office… He’s a man with a klan Chapati tae yer heid ya bam…
R.O.S.S.
After Ross Thomson’s embarrassing display of sheer fuckwittery on Questionable Times last night, everyone can now say ‘I’m sorry for your Ross.’ Listen again to his Abba inspired eulogy: This is the story of two Scots…
Does the panel think?
As David Dimbleby announces he’s leaving Question Time, here’s the opening track to Half Bam Half Whisky’s Questionable Times album detailing the make up of a typical panel and audience on every political anorak’s favourite…
King Of The Swingers
A reminder of the original tango’d one’s exploits: Well I’m the King of the Swingers, I’m a celebrity I used to have constituents, but now it’s me, me, me I used to argue with Labour,…