Maskless And Pointless
Maskless and pointless The whole of life is pointless and I don’t know what to do with it I don’t know what I’m doing Updated full fat version of “Reckless And Pointless” from…
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Save Live Comedy
Here’s 50 Comedians doing Gavin Webster’s Panda routine… British live comedy is in crisis – let’s #SaveLiveComedy Sign the open letter to the UK government & arts funders at http://savelivecomedy.co.uk Here’s the original…
Eat Out To Help Out
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy Thanks to our wonderful Chancellor Rishi With these vouchers you are really spoiling us But only from Monday to Wednesday, cuz He knows what’ll get…
How To Speak English
A lesson in how to be fluent in your native language and string words together in a coherent fashion.
There’s No Such Thing As A Border
There’s no such thing As a border between England and Scotland Well, what’s that thing Called the Scottish Borders? Aggravated, the blonde spare prick Won’t admit he’s blind and thick Jump up bubble up,…
Fucking Press Ups?
Press ups? Get down on your knees Ya pair of dungarees Fucking press ups? Get a grip ya twats Get some yoga mats Ya downward facing dogs It’s the terror of knowing these cunts…
I’ve Been To Amsterdam
Hey Rebecca Long Bailey That’s an interesting name You’re a double barrelled mother In a working class game I’ve no doubt you dream about The things you’ll never do But, first let’s talk about…
Peter Pandemic (Wetherspoons Wasteland)
Out there in the fields, fighting for pub meals We’re going back into normal I don’t give a shite, I know I’m right Djokovic and me will be forgiven, yeah, yeah, yeah Don’t cry,…
House Music Volume C:19
Cracking lockdown album made in Fife by a diverse bunch of artists including James Yorkston, people from The Twilight Sad, Faith No More and Nazareth. All profits go to Frontline Fife (Homeless charity and Fife…
The Ballad Of Iain Gray
As former Scottish Labour leader Iain Gray announces he is to quit Holyrood, here’s a touching song based on his best bits, especially that time he was backed into Subway by Sean Clarkin. I…