Modern Major Orator
I am the very model of a modern major orator I wiffle and I waffle – a great stammerer and stutterer I know the queen of England, and I quote Latin historical My verbal…
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It’s A Record!
The Daily Reckless has 3 (three) albums eligible for the Scottish Album of the Year which is a record. Well, three records actually. You can see/hear each one here: Laughtivism Tracks: Laughtivism/Game Of Life/Dad On/59…
Sea Kelp
Scientists have discovered kelp off the coast of Scotland that has survived since the last ice age, around 16,000 years ago… There’s a vegetable and fragrance that is talking to me Suggesting I…
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV
They say listening to Metallica can calm a monkey down But listening to Trump can make a housefly frown He’s just saying words that don’t make any sense Octopus, verandah, look a squirrel on…
All For Unionism
Lockstep we gaily on we go Jack, McConnell and Carlaw Arm in arm with London – oh All for unionism Even if Scotland says No We’re dragged down by the undertow Following orders, on…
I Wouldn’t Touch A Russian With A Ten Foot Pole
I wouldn’t touch a Russian with a ten foot pole, Ten foot pole, ten foot pole I wouldn’t touch a Russian with a ten foot pole Nyet, nyet, nyet Well we published a report…
Boris On Tour
Oh, he’s used to hiding in fridges Now he’ll have to hide from the midges It’s Boris, ya hoor, on a farewell tour of Scotland Last time he left by the back door This…
Desmond Swayne
Desmond Swayne is a strange person He won’t buy clothes, looks like Colonel White Or Freddie Starr He won’t mask up, he will not shop, he’s ragin’ A selfish view, see through baby blue…
Keep The Heid
“It’s in everybody’s interest that we just all keep the heid around this and do the right things.” Keep the heid Keep the heid I was thirsting for a beer (keep the heid, keep…
Cancelled With Tears In My Eyes
Cancelled with tears in my eyes I’m going hoarse from shouting my unheard cries Cancelled with tears in my eyes Living out a fantasy that no one hears my replies Oh my, I think…