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The Moocher

  Folks here’s a story ’bout Minnie the Moocher, She’s got a wheelbarrow, she met a butcher, “Hi Boris, you alright?” “I’m good, how are you?” “I’m bitchin’” I’m alright thank you I’m not very…


Pa Pa Pa Pa Putin

As Gavin Williamson gets a knighthood, let us remember how bravely he stood up to the Russian president…   “It is absolutely atrocious and outrageous what Russia did in Salisbury. We have responded to that….


P.O.P.P.I.E.S

  R.E.S.P.E.C.T Oh look, here’s a giant poppy In clown shoes, oh deary me How disrespectful to the military P.O.P.P.I.E.S How did we get in this mess Everybody seems to be Doctoring their VT So…


Fulsome Brexit Blues

The Nicola and Mhairi Chain make their feelings known in the style of Johnny Cash….   I hear the Brexit comin’ It’s soundin’ awfully grim, I want a referendum, And I wanna win, I’m stuck…


The Hoover

  So farewell then, Ross Thomson, finally caught out after a career of duplicity and lies. Here’s one of his greatest hits when he was tricked by a TV crew into believing a fake drug…


Indy’s Coming

  Indy’s coming, indy’s coming, Indy’s coming down the road, When you hear the noise of the indy girls and boys Indy’s coming down the road Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming down the road,…


Gie Us Some Peace

  Everybody’s talking about The government regiment, vehement management Embarrassment in Parliament Postponement entanglement Impeachment excrement Stick it up your fundament All we are saying is gie us some peace All we are saying is…


Happy Xmas (Brexit’s Not Over)

  So this is Christmas And what have you done? Not Brexit for starters Says Boris Johnson So this is Christmas And what have we done? We fucked up the country with a referendum –…


Ban It

  Ban it from the streets of London Barcelona, Santiago, Hong Kong I wonder to myself Will life ever be sane again After another general election I wonder to myself What hope for the Brexiteers…


Elected

A throwback to an old Scottish Parliament election campaign.   I’m your top prime cut of meat in Scotch pies Ah wannae be elected I like my caramel logs deep fried Ah wannae be elected…