Carlaw Jackson
And he’s off! He got carried away in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout Talkin’ ’bout Carlaw Jackson What the fuck are you banging on about? Carlaw Jackson, he’s gonna blow a fuse,…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Bollocks!
As Brian Blessed trends again for cursing on telly, we remember his finest swearfest:
Modern Major Orator
I am the very model of a modern major orator I wiffle and I waffle – a great stammerer and stutterer I know the queen of England, and I quote Latin historical My verbal…
It’s A Record!
The Daily Reckless has 3 (three) albums eligible for the Scottish Album of the Year which is a record. Well, three records actually. You can see/hear each one here: Laughtivism Tracks: Laughtivism/Game Of Life/Dad On/59…
Sea Kelp
Scientists have discovered kelp off the coast of Scotland that has survived since the last ice age, around 16,000 years ago… There’s a vegetable and fragrance that is talking to me Suggesting I…
Hermit
I think I want to be a hermit Living on bread and beer and cheese I don’t think I need a permit I’ll grow a beard down to my knees Don’t wanna go out…
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV
They say listening to Metallica can calm a monkey down But listening to Trump can make a housefly frown He’s just saying words that don’t make any sense Octopus, verandah, look a squirrel on…
All For Unionism
Lockstep we gaily on we go Jack, McConnell and Carlaw Arm in arm with London – oh All for unionism Even if Scotland says No We’re dragged down by the undertow Following orders, on…
I Wouldn’t Touch A Russian With A Ten Foot Pole
I wouldn’t touch a Russian with a ten foot pole, Ten foot pole, ten foot pole I wouldn’t touch a Russian with a ten foot pole Nyet, nyet, nyet Well we published a report…
Boris On Tour
Oh, he’s used to hiding in fridges Now he’ll have to hide from the midges It’s Boris, ya hoor, on a farewell tour of Scotland Last time he left by the back door This…